Top 5 things you need in your make up bag when you are staying at a guys house

So women want men to think they are always naturally beautiful but lets be honest here... When I wake up in the morning I look like I'm about to audition for the leading role in The Lion King. There are a few things I think every twentysomething needs for when they plan on being a dirty stayout. Before I even get to the list I'm going to start with always straighten your hair. No one wants to wake up next to Mufasa.

1) Mac prolongwear concealer. First of all, it has a 12 hour wear. What that says to me is it will last through the wee hours of the morning when the booze wears off and your man is going to notice those oh so cute purple bags under your eyes. With this water resistant formula you could get a beer dumped over your head and still look fly... Well kinda, you're still the douche who did something that deserved getting a beer dumped on them. There isn't enough concealer in the world to fix you. But on the bright side, you wont look like Rocky Balboa.

2) L'Oreal double extend mascara. It forms tubes on your lashes and doesn't easily come off. So when you wake up the next morning and you are in tears because of who you did last night your mascara won't make you look like Lady Gaga.

3) Benefit waterproof eyeliner. Who wants to look like Rocky Raccoon?? Do yourself a favor and put on some smudge proof liner. You can thank me later.

4) A condom. a) you know he is going to say he "forgot to get some" and your slutty self is going to be okay with that. I don't want to have to look at pictures of your ugly baby on facebook 9 months from now. b) You might not know what type to get or what size. Little fact for you... According to Trojan "Magnum" condoms actually aren't longer than regular condoms just a little bit more spacious if you catch my drift. So for all you idiots out there bragging about your magnum condoms you can shut it. A "normal" dude can fit in those too.

5) A Mirror. Just because I say these things work doesn't mean they do. Always double check everything just in case. No one wants to wake up and instantly regret the night before! At least let the regret and shame sink in slowly...