So I've been slacking on this blogging thing. I decided enjoying my last two weeks of summer was more important than updating my blog. What have I been so busy doing? Creating a top 5 list of dudes I'd bang. Duh. I skipped town for 48 hours to go to my family's country house in The Berkshires with two of my girlfriends and while driving home us 3 dirty broads started talking about the guys we would smush smush given the chance.
1. Justin Timberlake
Totally my favorite flavor of Justin. He is like a Louis Vuitton bag, he will never go out of style.
2. David Beckham
I'd let him slide from 3rd to home any day. Wait! He doesn't play baseball? Well it sounds better than letting him kick it in my goal. Ouch.
3. Eric Northman
I mean Eric Northman and not Alexander Skarsgard. I want him fangs and all.
4. Johnny Depp
I'd take him (and all 500 personalities he has) on any day! Plus rumor has it he tastes like rum. Just what I love! Men and alcohol!
5. Chris Brown.
What? I know he likes it rough and I've already seen him naked thanks to the Internet. PS homeboy is packing. Seriously. Google it.
I really thought was going to see the beibster on this lol
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